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Shower Hop

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.

I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.

by Slim Deeds August 17, 2008

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Hop off

Usually said as "Hop off my dick" or "Hop off my nuts".

Meaning: Leave me alone or Don't judge me.

Jenny: Ewww, that shirt looks disgusting!
Sam: Man, whatever... Hop off!

by tholomew.plague May 26, 2010

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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.

After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018


Idio-Hop

This is a word to succinctly describe the ever-present new wave of hip-hop containing "lyrics" that bring retards to their knees in cliche awe and anyone who truly enjoys music to the bathroom to join the other perplexed vomiteers. Idio-Hop encompasses modern songs potentially classifiable as 'Hip-Hop', but truly having a nano-scale of intelligence behind the meaning (and I am very ashamed to even describe it as such).

In short, Idio-Hop is a collection of words with a mediocre beat that completely mocks the lack of intelligence of its listeners while proving that once someone identifies something as cool, every dumbass in the club will feel the same way about it.

"Well, my favoreat hobbees are snorting ants, not wiping my ass, cleaning dirt, and jammin' out to Idio-Hop!!!"

"Yo son, 'Superman High' is my Idio-hop joint. That's my jam bruh!"

by Audible Oxygen July 27, 2009


Tech Hop

A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.

Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?

by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023


Synth-Hop

Hip Hop music that is heavily influenced by the analog synthesizer sounds very reminiscent of the 80s Synthpop movement.

Synth-Hop is like taking an old Depeche Mode song and rapping to it .

I heard a Synth-Hop track the other day , and it reminded me of that analog 80s music we were listening to when we were in high school.

by Omicros February 8, 2018


hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game

Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*

by alexstfu March 3, 2021