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An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.
Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.
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When a man craps in a woman's vagina and uses it as lube
I gave her a Idaho hot pocket last night
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An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.
Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.
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The act of taking a shit and shoving it into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to eat it out.
Me: "Yo I just did that hot pocket technique on mah girl"
Friend: "The fuck is wrong with you?"
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Cousin of the Alabama hot pocket, when one spreads the girls vagina lips and vomits inside of them, then proceeds to fuck her.
Man I had the flu, and Allie was real horny, so I vomited inside of her and we made whoopie, it was a Maine Hot pocket.
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the act of a male taking a poopy then filling it whith semen..then a female will proceed to eat it
girl: man im kinda hungry...but we have no food
guy:oh dont worry i will make u a louisville hot pocket
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A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!
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