Someone who's testing whether they were being tested, even when they werent.
The hypocrite was always testing whether he/she was being tested, thinking everybody else was playful and playing when he/she was, and quick to call people on double standards he/she was practicing himself/herself, because he/she didn't know that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
Someone who will break the law to enforce it.
The hypocrite broke more laws than some of the people he/she was having put in jail.
Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
The girl was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one that didnt know she was a hypocrite.
Someone who always says they felt tested after going around fucking with other people's lives trying to measure their tolerance and patience.
The hypocrite wondered why a taste of her own medicine wasnt showing her that nobody was testing anybody but her.
Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.
The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
Some who says dont believe the hype while trying to grow a protest bigger and expand the hype about it.
The guy was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one who didnt already know he was a hypocrite.
A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.
The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.