tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

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jesus phone

slang term used for an iPhone

My $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.

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Phone Mack

Often mistaken for phone sex, phone macking is simply the act of masturbating over the phone, but without saying stupid cybersex-ish things like, "I take off your left sock." Must consist of both parties masturbating, otherwise it is phone rape.

hey jon, wanna phone mack?

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Phone Bombing

(v) When you, along with a few of your best bros, get together and decide to multilaterally mass text spam the fuck out of someone's phone to the point where their phone can no longer take it and just freezes. Sometimes done out of hate, but more often than not simply out of sheer enjoyment.

Matt: Hey Daniel, let's phone bomb Alec while he is at Rugby practice!
Daniel: Great idea! Let's hit him with the good old "T-I-T-T-I-E-S-!-!-!-( . Y . )".

-Upon returning from Rugby.
Alec: My inbox is full. Fuck you guys.
-Upon waking up the next day.
Alec: I woke up to another 27 text messages. That phone bombing sucked. You guys are dicks.

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phone number

A 10 digit number which allows you to contact a certain individual. Normally, girls are hesitant to give their phone numbers to guys. EPECIALLY, if it is a guy that they find unattractive, annoying, and or a jerk.

Hey baby, I lost my number, can I have yours? <- EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO TO GET A PHONE NUMBER FROM A GIRL.

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cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

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phone geek

A annoying person who is always sending text messages and ringing people and then going through each ring tone seperatley.

Do u like this ring tone?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
You phone geek (smash)

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