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Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.
Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
The Minute Men are a bunch of douchebags who sit around the U.S.-Mexican border shooting Mexicans who are supposedly stealing their jobs.
Instead of being angry at their greedy, profit hungry bosses who fired them, they just blame Mexicans for their troubles, even though Mexicans didn't steal their job or have any malicious intent. Their bosses are the ones they should really be pissed off at, not Mexicans who, like Americans just want to make a decent living for themselves and their families.
Minute men are a bunch of ignorant fucks.
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Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.
(Alton Roberts knows about this!)
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How much time Avril has until she's eating from dumpsters again.
*scrounges through dumpster*
"I thought it would last forever! I was soooo hardcore....ohhh, A half-eaten burrito!"
*munch munch*
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The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.
The Soldiers Minute, you can never look back, but must look forward.
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When you need a minute to coplete a task
Gimme a minute Tom I'm wiping my ass
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