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flesh kelp

Something most people dont get
also known as coochie

"Oh my is that flesh kelp?"
"oh yeah its the thing you'll never get"

by Beebsy_ December 14, 2022


flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.

Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.

by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019


flesh biscuit

It's another way to say "human". It sounds dirty but it's really not.

We robots are far superior than you primitive little flesh biscuits.

by Baan the Guy April 07, 2016


flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019


Flesh Ring

The absence of a wedding ring, showing a tan line where the ring used to be. Indicating a person unhappy in their marriage or recently separated.

woman: "See that guy that just walked into the bar?" " I wonder if he is single?"

other woman: He is definitely single. See his flesh ring?

by btdtt2xover September 20, 2010


flesh tower

something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*

"Wanna see my flesh tower?"

by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 02, 2017


flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.

Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!

by Bekki Rawks December 09, 2014