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The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before
Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening
Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
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2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.
"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"
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When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.
Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.
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The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.
Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
A regrettable, public, yet hilarious (to some) night involving a large amount of alcohol. Often results in a trail of confusing clues to the toilet where you vomited last night.
I was so wasted last night, I can't remember what I did. Nikki told me I kicked Justin in the back and touched Cherchez's nose. Must be a cornrow morning!
When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.
First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.
When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.