Adult Swim

A two to three-hour block on Cartoon Network that has yet to show an adult or mature cartoon.

Although the concept of Adult Swim is a fucking joke, some of the cartoons, such as Sealab and the Oblongs, are well crafted and chock full of humor.

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Adult Swim

A great late night block of shows on cartoon network. Greatly improved from when it just had anime crap.

It would be pretty damn funny if a young kid decided to stay up late watching Cartoon Network and end up watching shows like The Family Guy on Adult Swim

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synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

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swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

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Swimming in the pussy

An ironic way of referring to someone who is NOT swimming in pussy. Usually referring to anyone who looks like they have no idea what a vagina looks like.

John: Yo, nerd alert...he must be swimming in the pussy.

Will: Cut him some slack man.

John: Doesn't help that he's dressed like a cast member from star trek...

swimming pussy

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Swimming

A word used to describe getting or being high or stoned from marijuana

Steve: Hey Jack, have you been swimming today?
Jack: Nah man, I don't do that anymore.
Steve: Why not?
Jack: Cuz I almost drowned once.

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Swim Coach

One who coaches swimming and has sexual relations with a student at that school.

He was accused of being a swim coach for being with that 16 year old girl.

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