Tree-search

When scouting a female over 6 feet, you and your friend have em"bark"ed on a tree-search.

" Yo man you tryin to go to the volleyball game later, i have to catch up on my tree-search"

Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.

"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."

tree weed

noun: Term for a Canadian residing in England.

"How's it going, Tree Weed?"

Tree City

City of Beacon, NY

Located in the northern suburbs of NYC in Downstate NY (Dutchess / Putnam County Border). Population of around 20,000 people.

Beacon Projects Reping:
Forrestal Heights Federal Projects, South Davies Terrace State Projects, Tompkins Terrace State Projects, Hamiltan Fish Federal Projects, and Meadow Ridge State Projects.

Where u at?

"Tree City Kid, by da burgh and PK"

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Cali Tree

Exceptional marijuana grown from the medicinal weed state of California. Cali tree in comparison to any other states tree (with the exception of Maui Wowie) will romp any other TCH heavy weed. Even low quality Cali Tree will be more potent then some of the best marijuana from other states. In theory this is due to the legalization of medical marijuana in the state and the many of the Cannabis colleges located within the state.

Damn Jordan, I need to get some of that Cali Tree ASAP! This Pennsylvania Reefer just isnt cutting it.

Cali Tree makes the highest quality cookies... get it? HIGHest quality.

Kid Cudi was spittin about that Cali Tree, i think we should take a trip to the golden state.

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Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.

Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!

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Tree Kids

The scum of moon valley high school. If there was a social hierarchy they'd be below the pigeons. If you find yourself sitting by a tree surrounded by a bench, with a trench coat and a face caked with black makeup... you may be a tree kid. Typically, this can be treated with chemotherapy.

Wow look at those tree kids, enjoying a Naruto run through the rain!

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