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The best fucking movie in the universe... after Thor Ragnarok of course.
„Have you seen Infinity War?“
„Yeah, *spoilers entire movie*“
*beats spoiling guy to death*
The best damn movie in the universe! After Thor Ragnarok of course.
„Omg i‘m so excited to see Infinity War!“
„*spoils entire movie*“
*gets beaten to death*
A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
When you don't have a comeback.
Oh, you're gonna fuck my mom tonight?! Then I'll get you with infinity knives!
where your infinity cancels another persons infinity
him: i love you infinity
her: i love you ultimate infinity
Where your infinity cancels someone else’s infinity and can not be changed.
him: i love you infinity
her: i love you ultimate infinity
Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.
The infinite win.