Random
Source Code
Random
The reason why I'm still a virgin.
Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet?
Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.
A breeding ground for illegal activity
Let's go hack some internet sites
A collection of computers that share information over a network connection.
THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers.
Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games.
Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP
the best thing since fried sausages
Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight?
Husband: Internet... and sex.
n.
Serious business.
pl. internets, internetz
Internetz are serious business.
about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).
he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.