internet

A collection of computers that share information over a network connection.
THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers.

Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games.

Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP

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internet

The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet?
Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.

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internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

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Interneting

To be at the Internet.

MSN chat

Chad- Hey what r u doing

JENNIFER- interneting

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internet

the best thing since fried sausages

Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight?

Husband: Internet... and sex.

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internet

n.

Serious business.

pl. internets, internetz

Internetz are serious business.

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internet

about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).

he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.

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