Kenobi-ism

A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes

David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner

HIM-ISM

Men who struggle with thinking they are “him”.

Traits include: major ego, consistent mansplaining, doesn’t show emotions, misogynistic personality and lack of emotional intelligence tbh.

Oh…he thinks he’s him. It’s unfortunate he suffers from him-ism.

Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."

Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.

Argh, not another Another Simon-ism

binnie-ism

binnie-ism is a religion formed in 2020 by lewis binnie in scotland, the religion believes that all religions are infinitely correct and incorrect due to ther beliefs in the multiverse theory

for example the followers of binnie-ism believe that in this christianity may be correct but in the next universe over it also could be judaism or pastafairianism

binnie-ism

a religion founded in 2020 by lewis binnie in a scottish town,

this religion believes that every religion is infinitely correct and incorrect due to the multiverse theory

for example, to the followers of binnie-ism this universe could be the one where judaism is correct but the next universe over it mite be christianity or pastafarianism etc.

lj-ism

When someone “ruins” a game for you and you have minor temper tantrum and scream at top of lungs.

Dude, lj just had a major lj-ism.