date dash

A fraternity or sorority event in which the members usually aren't notified of the even until close to when it will happen, so they must "dash" to get a date. Most fraternity ones are just drinking with your date in matching, themed t-shirts.

Suzie: I just got invited to a Sigma Pi fraternity date dash.
Jenny: Are you gonna go?
Suzie: Of course! Free alcohol and a free shirt.

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pussy date

a date where you know you're going to get laid

sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date

Tell-by date

A pun of the phrase "sell-by date" used to indicate when food will expire.

When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.

Man you need to stop using that joke, it's waaaaay passed it's tell-by date.

midnight date

a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. The aim is to spend as much time as possible with your "date" and figure wher can you find him/her later on.

Roomie: where the hell have you been?
You: Ohh I had a midnight date.

Drop In Date

When your date comes over to your house for the rendezvous, or vice versa.

I had a Drop In Date with that guy during Election Day.

rage date

A planned outing by 2 persons of opposite gender with the sole (stated) purpose of getting ridiculously drunk. May be used as a convenient, non-awkward gateway to a casual hookup between the 2.

Bro 1: Dude, we're gonna watch the game later, you down?
Bro 2: I would but I got a rage date with Amanda
Bro 1: A date? Ha, you don't date, you hook up
Bro 2: No, a *rage* date. We're just gonna get fuckin smashed. Don't wait up

Itchy Date

An itchy Vagina

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!