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Hey! It's January 25th make some noise fo4 the birthday girl! Me ofc I'm the best and everyone knows it turning ten in 2022 hahahaha lol tell her you love her woop woop!
Someone: happy birthday
Me:thank you *gives takis and buys you she in clothes*me: how did you know my burthday was Jan 25? Someone:response
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National f*ck your scary bestfriend day. Ever liked that kinky shi? Here you go, an excuse to f*ck em.
Friend: hey guess what day it is
Scary friend: jan 22nd?
Friend: you know what that means??
Scary friend: no.
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Girls can’t say no today. So if you ask a girl a question she has to say yes.
Wanna go out today? “No” It’s Jan 23! Girls can’t say no !
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The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
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Very smart and most often they have great math skills. They are very sweet and just as unique as their name is. They will always be there for you but don't you dare think that you cannot be there for them cause they will drop you like a hot potato. They have a deep emotional intelligence but they can also hurt others without realizing it. They tend to have many social groups and will move from one to another with no issue. They enjoy strategic games and are all in all great friends.
Friend 1 : That guy just completely destroyed me in chess but then complimented my style?
Friend 2 : He's probably a Jan-Luc.
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a reference to a crazy mother who gets angry a lot. Pronounced as a roar like Crrrrraaaaaazy Jaaan
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Closed-minded tofu eatin' liberal who thinks she is right about every fucking thing and is never right about anything.Also could mean lazy piece of shit.
Fuck you you jan brummit!!
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