January 23rd

NATIONAL BAD BITCH DAY

Omg it’s January 23rd let’s go cray cray

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12 january

Give some one who is having a hard time with anything a long hug and tell them it will be alright -day.

On 12 January, she gave her friend a long hug and said it's gonna be alright today.

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January 15

the most sexiest ppl are born on this day they are really sexy and have pretty ass girlfriends usually there girl friends have a c in there name because they are capricorn’s

that dudes sexy, “ obviously he is born on January 15

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January 25th

Today is pretend to be hurt day! Put on a cast or fall down in front of everyone! Score help from your crush and gain lots of attention from other people or your hot teacher. Omg lol

John: hey Alesha it’s January 25th!
Alesha: *falls* oh I think I sprained my ancle!

John: let me help you up

Alesha: *just scored the love and support of her crush *

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January 8

Best person ever... a girl who is born on this day is super pretty and awesome. They have brown ayes and brown hair with a touch of blond. She is good with everyone even if they aren’t nice to her. She can be sentimental and sometimes get pretty angry. But I assure you they are the best, don’t lose them.

Wow she is the sweetest person ever I assume she is born on January 8.

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January 5th

THIS DAY WHERE ALL THE FINE ASS NIGGAS N BITCHES ARE BORN, IF YOU NOT BORN ON THIS DAY YOUR A IRRELEVANT BITCH (;

you were born on january 5th ? YESSIRRR!! i wish i was born on january 5th that’s when all the finest niggas n bitches are born

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January 19

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 19
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

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