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The Japanese Milkshake involves first, partially melting icecream, to the point when it will easily slide into the anus. Several minutes after icecream insertion, the woman/man then deficates into the partners mouth. The partner then swallows the feces+milkshake concoction.
Benji just drank her japanese milkshake!
Would you like a chocolate or vanilla japanese milkshake?
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after the initial ejaculation you use the finishing drops in her eye
tom was haveing sex with katie then he jizzed and she said japanese eyedrop please then he dribbled in her eye
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Something that sounds like a sexual act, searching for a proper definition, and brought to Urban Dictionary in hopes of creating some underground hype on the interwebs
I took her to a Japanese Steakhouse last night and she was so satisfied that she couldn't thank me enough!
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Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.
Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!
Post exercise consumption- optional.
I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!
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The act of shitting in someone mouth
I gave this girl a japanese aftertaste
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Having sex in the missionary position whilst dive bombing a plane, kamikaze style
I gave that bitch the Japanese missionary on Pearl Harbor Day, it went up in flames
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I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
(Think so think, so think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
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