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A guy named Jesse will be your friend for all of eternity. He only likes one girl and one girl alone. Jesse's usually date girls with uncommon names. He is tall, slim, has dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and usually has glasses. He is very athletic, artistic, incredibly funny, an amazing friend, and a loyal companion. You can tell Jesse anything and he will keep it secret. Overall if you are lucky enough to have a Jesse in your life don't loose that bond cause once it's broken it is gone.
Girl: Jesse is absolutely amazing period.
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Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.
OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.
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The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
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Jesse is the most amazing person! He always makes you feel loved and safe, even when you're feeling down. He's not very good at flirting, but somehow ends up with a girl anyway. He makes really funny jokes, and says the nicest things. He's warm, and kind of shy before you get to know him, but once you do you'll never regret it.
"Jesse is the loveliest human being"
"Yeah, he sure is!"
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He is a big faggot, he tends to suck a lot of dick.
Jesse. Gay,douchebag,not intelligent,and looks like a street bum.
hey john, look at the jesse! that's a jesse if i have ever seen one....
hey jimmy your friend looks like a jesse!
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A really gay faggot the says the n word even tho he is white and has no friends and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriend.
You jesse
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