Jiving

When i spread spicy jelly on a tiny cracker.

“I love jiving a cracker! Its my favorite sport. I wont 1st place jiving back in 1989.”

Jive Ass Jegg

Jive Ass Jegg is the most jive human being alive

The moment he shows up a disco ball reveals itself from the ceiling and Staying Alive by the BeeGees starts playing.

Damn, is that Jive Ass Jegg? Wish I was that jive, Dude is a whole party.

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

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Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

jives x youri

A very good ship

Jives x youri is so cute

weak jive

"jive" coming from jive turkey. "weak jive" as in anything that is extremely disappointing.

that's some weak jive.

Jack and Jive

To have a foursome.

"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"