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The Jonas Brothers

Nicholas Jerry Jonas started a band named the Jonas Brothers with his two older brothers, Josheph Adam Jonas and Paul Kevin Jonas II.They are amazing and very hott.Some people hate them but that is because they think they relate to hannah montana or because they are a disney channel band.Those people are stupid and will learn one day.The jonas brothers have the coolest concert....They have lights,fire,laser,fireworks and powder!!!!!

be nice and repect them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jonas fan 1:OMJ!IT'S THE JONAS BROTHERS!
jonas fan 2:WHERE!!!!!!!
jonas fan 1:THERE!!!!
fans run over there while the retards laugh at the jonas fans for being in love with the hottest,nicest,coolest guys in the world whil they are in love with people like marolyn manson

by GeorgetteJonasXJB@ July 15, 2008

57๐Ÿ‘ 215๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A pop band trio of 3 gorgeous boys,Kevin, Nick, and Joe. who were made big by Disney channel The three boys write and play their own music and are amazing at it. They appeared in the Disney Channel movie "Camp rock". They have girls drooling over them 24/7. The 3 boys wear purity rings on their left hand.

"Your just jealous cause you aren't as hot as the Jonas Brothers!"

by Taylor Lamovsky October 7, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A pop-rock band of 3 brothers from Wyckoff, NJ that have released 4 studio albums together since 2006. They've captured the hearts and souls of millions of teens across the globe with their boyish good looks and wonderful songwriting skills. As of July 26th, 2009 they are currently on their World Tour. "Jonas Brothers" members are Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.

Girl 1: Have you heard the new album from the Jonas Brothers?

Girl 2: Oh yeah! My favorite song is World War III.How about you?

by mufasa_quepasa July 27, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A group of three talented young men from New Jersey who formed a band after the youngest, Nick, was discovered by Columbia Records.

They are immensly popular and are unfortunately hated on by ignorant teenagers who have no lives.

They are one of, if not the only actually talented group of musicians to ever come from Disney. They write their own songs (and the songs of others ie: Demi Lovato and Honor Society), play their own instruments (Nick: drums, guitar, vocals, and piano; Joe: drums, guitar, vocal, tamborine, keytar; Kevin: mandolin, guitar, and vocals), and always sing live (unlike, that Hannah/ Miley girl who uses a body double on stage.)

They are gentlemen and all wear purity rings on their wedding-ring finger. Symbolizing their vow to follow what they believe in and stay sexually pure until marriage. NOT because they are "homos" or "saving themselves for each other" like immature teenage guys like to write here.

They are truley loved by all their fans and deserve all the great opprotunities that are coming their way with their rising popularity.

Idiotic Teenage Guy on Writing on Urban Dictionary: Definition of the Jonas Brothers...Fags, Cock Suckers, etc...
MATURE Teenager reading above comment: WOW. You must be REAAALLY cool.

Girl 1: WOW. Did you hear that the Jonas Brothers are the favorite to win Best New Artist at the Grammy's?
Girl 2: Yeah! They deserve it! They're one of the only band's that truely care about their fans anymore. Plus they're so talented. Did you hear about that charity concert they did last week? They raised a ton of money for the Change For the Children Foundation!
Girl 1: Yeah, they're great guys.

by LisaMarieGoesToUSC February 4, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers from New Jersey that write their own music and care about their fans.

A group as popular as the Jonas Brothers, otherwise known as JB or JoBros, will have good and bad publicity.

The band, consisting of Joe, 20, Nick, 17, and Kevin, 21, are often compared to the Beatles, a very popular band that shaped the world's history.

The Jonas Brothers have released 4 ablums so far, It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), A Little Bit Longer (2008), and Lines, Vines and Trying Times (2009). Each album has at least one song that stands out to listeners. The song Mandy, featured on It's About Time, is about a close family friend who dated Joe. They are still great friends. The self-titled album has many songs that fans still listen to including S.O.S., Hold On, When You Look Me In The Eyes, and Year 3000. They wrote all of these except for Year 3000 which was also on It's About Time. Burning Up and A little Bit Longer are the two most mentioned on A little Bit Longer. Nick, the youngest who has diabetes, wrote the song ( shortened to ALBL by many) while in Canada filming Camp Rock 1. Paranoid and Much Better are only 2 of many great songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times (shortened to LVATT by fans). The song Fly with Me was featured in the end credits of the movie "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian" where JB did the voices of three cherub statues.

Teenie: Oh Em Jay!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS! Nick and Joe are the only good looking JoBros. Kevin is ugly. He shouldn't be in the band.

Real Fan doesn't say anything. Real Fan shoots the Teenie in the head and lets them bleed.

by oliviaisme September 30, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are pretty much the most amazing band that has every existed! They are three VERY talented young men and very hot! Girls love them and boys Envy them! Guys like to say they are gay but thats just because they are jealous of what they have. The Jonas Brothers are truly amazing people. <3

1 girl: man the Jonas Brothers are soooo amazing!

2 girl: I know right!

3 girl; EVERYONE loves them

by jrstinkerbell September 23, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A band consisting of 3 brother (Nick, Kevin, and Joe) who are signed with Disney and constantly made fun of by 12-15 year old guys because they want to have millions of teen and pre-teen virgins begging to take their virginity. anyone who calls the Jonas Brothers gay may also be prone to enjoying Rap, Nirvana, hip-hop, and other disgusting music that requires absolutely no talent whatsoever whereas the Jonas Brothers have a wide range of musical talent.

Guy 1: THE JONAS BROTHER ARE FAGGOTS BECAUSE THEY WEAR PURITY RINGS AND ARE ON DISNEY CHANNEL

Guy2: Yeah well the Jonas Brothers also make more money a year then you will make in your life and their music is better than your faggot ass Lil wayne.

Guy 1: BUT THEY'RE GAY BECAUSE THEY DONT WANNA HAVE SEX

Guy2: and you're jealous because millions of girls want their cocks and you have to wank it every night on pornhub.

by Jacktheripper. September 9, 2009

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