July 2nd

Today is a beautiful, funny, and special persons birthday!

Someone: hey it’s a special day
Other someone: what do you mean

Someone: it’s july 2nd someone special has a birthday today

Other someone: oh okay happy birthday!

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fourth of july

The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

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July 27

The day of the person with a big ass butt

Damn your bday is on July 27? No wonder you got a big butt

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July 19th

The day where you can get drunk as hell and kiss anyone you’d like

Them: What did you do today?

You: I got drunk ass hell and kissed some bitch on the side walk cause it’s July 19th.

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July 28th

National ask someone out day. Do you have a crush? This is the day to ask them out.

Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!

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30 July

Lazy day, relax and don’t go to work have the biggest relax day ever sleep in do what ever

*on phone call*
Boss: COME TO WORK NOW!
Bob: it’s 30 July

Boss: AND!?
Bob: it’s lazy day to do anything
Boss: Oohhhh sorry I’ll let you off

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17 July

If you are born on the 17 July you are elite, you should be very proud if you were born on this day.

“Oh your born on the 17 July? Wow here’s your crown!”

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