Band wagon jumper

1) A person who states an opinion and then changes it to agree with the people who disagrees with them

2) A person who only likes a team or a person because they are the best at what they do

If Dave says he hates pizza and all his friends say they love it and then Dave says he loves it also simply to not be the only one left out by making a statment noone agrees with he is a band wagon jumper

If Rob changes his favorite baseball team on account of there doin well he is a band wagon jumper

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Jumper Cable Titties

Small breast’s that allow one to place an index finger and thumb on a nipple during sex, preferably one at a time (black and red) so as not caused an unexpected ‘spark’.

That bitch i fucked last night had jumper cable titties.

pull up jumper

When you score a shot right in front of the defender

My pull up jumper unstoppable from 3

wet ass jumper

A wet ass jumper is a jump shot in basketball that, 99% of the time, makes it in the hoop.

John: "Bro, I was shootin' so many wet ass jumpers today at the gym, I made almost all of them!"
DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets."
John: "Not today."

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curdy bum jumper

An individual that covers himself in cottage cheese and attempts to jump over homeless people.

Homeless guy: "man that curdy bum jumper just hopped over me. So I licked the cottage cheese off his balls"

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ship jumper syndrome

a person that leaves his bf/gf/so/partner for a new one, and then leaves that person for a new one. and leaves that person for a new one, etc.

Allen has ship jumper syndrome, he left Jessica for Jane and left Jane for Valerie. He's like a rat jumping off a ship he thinks is sinking.

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aranmore leaver's jumper

this word is fairly recent in origin. it comes from the aranmore leaver's jumpers which were created by some ignorant fool in the summer of '04. if you don't know what these things look like, you're very lucky because they are the trifest pieces of shit out.

"let's go and burn the aranmore leaver's jumper!"

"woodley reminds me of the aranmore leaver's jumper - both are epically trife!"

"who the fuck designed the aranmore leaver's jumper?"

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