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Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010


Junk Yummy

a racially diverse curvaceous female behind.

"check out that girl's junk yummy." or "Jennifer Lopez is famous for her junk yummy."

by simplylena September 08, 2009


Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

by JunkWaterCaptain October 24, 2007


junk squad

The Drug Enforcement Agency, otherwise known as the D.E.A.

It's the junk squad! Haul ass!

by Postulate 3 July 29, 2006


junk show

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

by Bret February 28, 2004


Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

by MaximumOverdrive October 18, 2008


junk food

anything with packs of lard in it

1.chips are junk food
2.lardy delich is junk food

by ampoo May 21, 2003