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(N) - Pronunciation : (KAHR - muh - SOO - truh)
1) In lame terms; the ancient Indian martial art of sex. Taking Karma Sutra classes makes you "Badass in Bed", and leaves the partner begging for more.
This ancient art teaches one the most effective positions and how to pursue those positions. It allows one to take the most advantage of however much time they have to have sex.
If you bang someone who is trained in the art of Karma Sutra, you most likely will black out from such a powerful orgasm.
"Dude, I Railed this Chick who knew Karma Sutra and I came SO FUCKING HARD!"
(Pick-Up line) "Hey baby, I know all 5 disciplines in the art of Karma Sutra."
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The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.
"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"
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when karma finally comes back around to kick you in the ass and it devastates you beyond belief, this is called a karma tornado.
The karma tornado finally came down and the feng shui in wendys office couldnt stop the force from kicking her out on her ass.
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Basically revenge but it's overkill
in hospital
person 1: hey why are you beaten up so badly and also bleeding?
person 2: I just shoved one guy who is subjectively stupid and he punched me like 100 times and battered me up with a trench mace
person 1: yeah that's bad karma
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The karmic disease that claimed famed pedophile enabler Joe Paterno's life. Used frequently in forums by educated people.
educated person: Joe Pa was fired for covering up child rape, then the lung karma took his life.
uneducated moron: Prove dat he know bout it.
educated person: Can't you fucking read?
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It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
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Umm, sorry actually Instant Karma was released ten years before Lennon was shot.
Great song! Go Lennon!
I think instant karma should be applied to those who think Lennon released Instant Karma in 1980.
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