A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire
Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs
The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1
Verb
When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner
An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)
Stems from 18th century turkey.
Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?
When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.
Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce
Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.
Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.
if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random
rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”