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Kebab

A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire

Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs

The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1

by Lokum March 27, 2018


Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024


Kebab

An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)

Stems from 18th century turkey.

Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?

by Tiarnan Mckeown May 25, 2017


Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024


dripping kebab

when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce

Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.

by Mr Wiggless October 5, 2010


kebab face

Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.

Oi kebab face come here!

by ghettoaf December 30, 2016


your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022