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Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021


Matt Kirk

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That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022


Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking

Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

by Milk8766 January 14, 2025


Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005


The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 1, 2010


Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023


kirk stevens

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances

Be careful he's a kirk stevens

by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017