knob suction

In simple words...it is a blow job.

I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on giving me some knob suction.

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Corn on the knob

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.

Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!

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Dew Knob

Dew Knob is a mixed drink. Half Mountain Dew half Knob Creek on the rocks. A top shelf bourbon with a non traditional mixer.

Hey Al make me a stiff Dew Knob, today was hectic.

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knob greaser

one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"

keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob

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door knob

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.

Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.

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knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

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turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

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