broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

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lava lamp

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up

I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.

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lava lamp

To stroke a mans testicles gently with a babywhipe to prepare for a good suckin.

i gave him a good lava lamp last night.

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Hippie lamp

Another name for lava lamps.

Person 1: "Look at this!" *points at lava lamp*
Person 2: "Oh sweet! A pink hippie lamp!"

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The lamp shade

When your doin a girl and you put a lampshade on her head, laugh and say "Haha you have a lampshade on your head"

Girl: O yer that feels good

*Puts lampshade on her head*

Me: Haha you have a lampshade on your head

The Lamp Shade

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lava lamp

adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.

Yeah, that's a total lava lamp song, I couldn't stop listening to it!

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lamp licker

the method of going into a house and trying to remove a lightbulb from a turned on light with your tounge..... while people are doin it

(MOANING)...(SCREAMS).. owwwwwwwwwww my tounge.. get outta here you dirty lamp liker were try'n to do it

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