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Lana Sparks is the most talented musician singer songwriter in Seattle. She is madly inlove with her husband Cylis Deluna. Don’t fuck with her. She slays on stage and is fucking beautiful. She’s the Queen of this town.
Lana Sparks is a bad ass mother fucker
lana stan: oh you know lanas best album?
amazing and beautiful people: oh you mean honeymoon lana del rey? yeah thats her best album
An atrocious artist who is nasty and has the worst singing skills in history
A female actress that REALLY likes Conna and wants to do laundry with him.
Lana: Hey Conna, it's me Lana Rhodes. Can you help me get out of the washing machine?
Conna: Sure, let me come help!
A cult on TikTok which is so embarrassing spamming comment on random tiktok posts thinking it is top comedy
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Person 1 Join the Lana cult!
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
lana cult is the trending cult of the previous Lana cult during 2020-21 Tiktok, the Lana cult is now trending again. their profile pictures consist of Lana del rey in front of the USA flag.
"i cant believe how much people just followed me on tiktok when i joined the lana cult!"
"lana cult is so much better than ghost face smh"