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Lap yurtz

Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.

Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.

by Lap yurtz June 5, 2022

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stoner's lap

One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.

Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"

by rayemy June 22, 2009

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Lap Slug

A giant, fat, big-assed, hairy cat who lounges on your lap and is very difficult to remove from said lap.

I gave that Lap Slug a solid nudge. She barely stirred, but voiced extreme annoyance at the interruption to her peaceful nap. That "solid nudge" progressed to a solid push, but that Lap Slug wasn't moving come Hell or high water.

by VieuxScott May 5, 2010

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fart laps

The time between who smelled it and who dealt it.

-"when I finally noticed the fart laps was over, my nose was on fire and I was starting to cry."

by Em143 June 10, 2014

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Lap Dizzle

A lap dance.

"Yo girl get ova' here, I want a lap dizzle!"

by Hmbsm21 May 29, 2009

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lap seizure

An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.

Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!

by jeffstick January 23, 2012

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Looser laps

To drive around a a mall, park or any place where people gather in a search for females or just trying to look cool, usually with speakers on blast with several people in the car.

Look at those dumbasses doing looser laps it is like there third trip!

by Kyle and kenny July 21, 2008

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