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1.)when you're bored late at night and a surprise visit or talk from a person delightful.
2.)when you get home and your girlfriend or wife surprise you with great sex.
guy walks in door see wife naked then has great sex.that is a late night delight.
A modern and offensive twist on the word 'jubilate'.
Used in situations of overwhelming joy, in which swearing is essential to convey the extent of the emotion.
"Just got my test results back and I don't have AIDS! JUBI-FUCKING-LATE!"
We have reached late-stage capitalism. This is the era where businesses, investors and even the layperson will try everything they possibly can to capitalize on literally anything and every situation. The increasingly diverse stock industry and the booming crypto mining industry can be seen as one of the many aspects of late-stage capitalism. There is no single way to define late-stage capitalism, as the effects are most often seen on a micro scale and the scope is very broad as a result of the plethora of industries.
Some of the various examples of late-stage capitalism could include, but are not limited to: profiting off of your attractive physique, selling your personal data, selling your poop, dropshipping, house flipping, game companies making every single game pay-to-win, news corporations putting paywalls on their news sites, smartphone companies removing the headphone jack to save money, paying people to say positive affirmations, etc etc.
Essentially, it is capitalism but 10x more savage.
Thanks to the diverse range of markets, Jane was able to profit immensely from selling her bathwater, her used underwear, her poop, her sweat, her private browsing data, how many miles she walked, her emotions, her voice, and even her hair. Likewise, capitalists continue to venture into turning the most ordinary things into profitable commodities, while companies have lowered their standards to cut corners in every way possible to save money. This is late-stage capitalism in a nutshell.
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A meeting between two people that are not in a relationship together that occurs after 1:00 a.m. where there's not much talkin, mainly sex.
" Man I can't wait for my late night hype he's not my nigga just a late night hype, last time we didn't get together till 3:00 and the sex was somethin' serious"
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1 A group of friends or classmates who stay up late into the early hours of the morning with you doing homework. You usually socialize with them over some online messenger such as Gmail, AIM, MSN, or Facebook chat. You hardly get any work done, but you are happy to say that you're bonding with your LNB!
2 A secret society only kids who procrastinate and take AP/Honors classes would be eligible for.
3 A group of friends that know you at your worst state; sleep deprived, stressed, and possibly horny.
"I spend my nights sitting at the computer furiously doing homework and talking for hours with the few who dare stay up to the early hours of the morning with me. Dear Late Night Buddies!"
"It's 3:20a.m, and it's the first meeting of the Late Night Buddies Society!"
"So everyone, there's a 10 page paper due tomorrow and I'm sure nobody has started it. Tonight's LNB meeting will consist of the essay and cups of hot cocoa with marshmellows! -YAAAY!- "
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Good old shows come out... usually...
Dude, fresh prince is on nick at nite!
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Something fake niggas eat. If one is found eating eggs late in the day, it's a wrap, their career and life is over.
Example conversation between late day eggs degenerate and normal dude
Dude 1: Yo you get yo' J's from Banana Republic.
Dude 2: Man shu' cho' ass up, you eat eggs late in the day, why you tryna diss me?
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