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lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire

Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude

by Archie weaver February 17, 2017


lava bread

It is when you take a hot pocket and nuke it in the microwave.

This lava bread is hotter than when Chernobyl was a thing.

by jjjonesjr33 April 12, 2018


chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 20, 2024


lava sutra

A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.

Take two snorts of Lava Sutra and call her again in the morning”

by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 05, 2022


lava bite

When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.

"I took a lava bite out of my bean burrito and it ruined my tongue for the next 6 hours."

by nthomson85 December 25, 2019


floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

by lil young chaos May 03, 2024


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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 04, 2025