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A lemon piker is someone who consistently leaves a night out early with no reason or explanation.
Matt piked ...he's such a lemon piker
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When you pull out and cum either on; booty, back or them sweet ass titties and that little bit of spunk hangs from the helm
Oi geez, smashed some fine lass last night! Shame about the Lemon drizzle that dripped on her Persian rug
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A name to call your Girlfreind
Ay yo Lemon Cardboard your short
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Person 1- Omg (person 2) why are you such a lesbian?
Person 2- I'm not a lesbian! Being gay is wrong and God tells us not to be gay
Person 1- You need to stop being such a pressed lemon, all that repression is going to make you need some intense therapy.
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sex move: doing doggy style while simultaneously shoving her face in the snow, turn her around and piss on her snow covered face.
we fucked outside but it was so cold and i had to piss so bad i just gave her the lemon icy
The loving (sweet) look that someone gives but they actually are jealous (sour) of their partner's accomplishments.
Daisy is great but her lemon eyes show how she is super insecure about herself when she thinks about her rockstar boyfriend.
A more formidable form of lemon furniture cleaner used by E&M Commercial Maintenance.
Commonly mistaken for the vastly inferior Lemon Pledge....
Brian: Why the F*** do you keep using Lemon Luster?
Matt: You do not pay enough for me to afford Lemon Pledge, and stop referring to me as a maid from family guy.
Brian: No... no.. no... More Lemon Pledge...
Matt: I fucking hate you.... You know that right?
Brian: Lemon Pledge?