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While a girl is performing oral sex on a man, the man secretly prepares to take a photo with a flash camera. At the moment of truth, the man ejaculates on the unsuspecting girl's face while simultaneously capturing the event with said camera. The sudden flash accompanying the massive ejaculatory load will instill the feat of being in a lightning storm.
I'm gonna rock some White Lightning on this bizatch.
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When a gay man sets a drink in front of you, as a proposition for sex.
Kyle was sitting at the bar alone, when Fred dropped a pink Cosmo in front if him, Kyle was struck by lightning!
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the ability to hookup with girls at lightning speed.
"My buddy just hooked up with those chicks at the bar within seven or eight minutes of meeting them."
"Wow. Now that's Velvet Lightning at it's finest."
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The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.
Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.
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You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.
My hands are lightning on my guns!
Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.
I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!
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A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it
You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist