olive loaf

Bologna curtains with herpes.

Don't go near that chick, she has olive loaf

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pinch a loaf

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

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moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

cor, did you just see that girl to the left, she has a MOIST LOAF!!

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Pinch the loaf

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.

Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.

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loafing poets

Atypical muse types fixated on famous turtles, conduct odd experiments on socialization if and when they get out of bed which is rare.

she had a myspace page like all other vacant loafing poets

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multi loaf

The act of screwing around doing multiple non-productive activities.

That dimbulbian spends more time multi loafing than multi-tasking.

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Spin the loaf

After making a sandwich, hold the open end of the bag around the bread and "spin the loaf". Then add the "plastic thing" to keep it shut.

Do you spin the loaf?

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