Lobster Party

A sexual party in which 6 or more male and/or female participants gather on a Harbor or Port and partake in various sexual acts typically including sexual intercourse, anal sex and oral sex.

(Though usually taking place in the middle of the night, it is not uncommon to see a lobster party happening in the morning afternoon or evening.)

Jake: Would you like to attend a lobster party at midnight?
Anthony: Thank you but no thank you, I fear i would turn the event into a crab party.

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lobster trap

A parking lot that is easy to enter, but difficult to exit. In the same way that a lobster trap, or lobster pot is easy for lobsters to enter, although they can not easily escape.

I had no trouble getting to Walmart, but I couldn't escape the parking lot because it was a lobster trap.

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Lobster shag

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger

"hey mate look at that shagger"
"nah mate thats a lobster shagger"

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Lobster Shanty

A Red Lobster Parody in Family Guy

"We Useally Come Down Here To The Lobster Shanty Every Wendsday And Get The Afternoon Catch and + it's a shanty"
- Peter Griffin

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Lobster Milkshake

The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.

See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.

"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."

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lobster butter

Semen, sperm, jizz, jizm, baby batter, cum, love mayonnaise. Also known as seminal fluid... spermatozoa

Originated in Vallejo Ca. Bay Area.

Hey Starla! What is that crusty shit on your blouse? is that... is that... lobster butter?! daaaaaam bitch!

semenspermspoogjizzbaby battercumlove mayonnaisesperm

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lobster trap

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

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