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are you local?

Never spoken, always typed. Used over chat software to see if a buddy is actively online (or their box is just chewing juice)

Are you local? (The League of Gentlemen)

by Pim Lico July 13, 2005

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


State Beach Locals

A.k.a State beach losers. The original ones are okay but the new generation of "dirt squirrels" is embarresing. Do nothing with their lives and contribute absolutely nothing to anything. They sit and smoke in a parking lot all day. Posers to be poor. Fuck younger biddys because any normal mature girl knows to stay clear. Some of them might have the talent to surf and skate. But the chance of making it anywhere in the real world is slim. Their vocabulary consists of straight, trog, grohm, mark, mob, nug, and E-uuuuuu. Dont waste your time on these PILES.

rat 1: where we mobbing today
rat 2: r dub
rat 1: FUCK YEAH GROM SBLS
State Beach Locals: FUCK offff squirrels

by j free April 18, 2009

14πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


A billie eilish Local

A person or specimen in which has no idea who β€œbilly elish” is.
A person or specimen in which listen to billie eilish for clout and/or popularity.

Savannah: Did you know billy elish has a boyfriend called finneas?
Nina: your such a billie eilish local.

by SmartboiLogan November 7, 2019

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Local asian man

Someone who will give more than enough rice. He drinks soy sauce like it’s alcohol. They have the forehead of a god

The local asian man gives me too much

by Local asian man October 10, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Evergreen local schools

Evergreen...is a shitty, and puddle of diarrhea school. Majority of students at evergreen think they are hood, but have only acted hood towards cornstalks. They vape and when they get caught they suck dick to get their vapes back. Evergreen is the most horrible school ever due to their lame ass rules and scumbags that they so call "educate" at Evergreen. Due to Evergreen sucking a massive dick at football all the guys like to trash talk because they are ass. Overall Evergreen is full of retarded wannabe hood boys who have grown up in cornstalks, trash talkers, and some dumb ass people for real.

The gay bar is located inside of Evergreen Local Schools.

by Realtalkingman November 5, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


You're local rat

HARU PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STUPID BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN WHERE ARE THEYY

"yo you're local rat just said something cringe"
"Fr"

by July 10, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011