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Logical Downloading (formerly known as illegal downloading or piracy)
Downloading music/videos online for free without spending 1000s of dollars on songs. It prevents the rich from getting too rich at the cost of the poor. It also brings out new artists and enables people to hear their music for FREE!!, and if they are good, someone hears them, they get signed, they get famous and hold concerts and still manage to get rich (but cant buy that second airplane that they might of bought if people actually paid for their songs, that is if anyone bought their songs in the first place)
It keeps the industry alive and lets poorer people listen to music for the same cost that the rich listen to them, keeping everyone happy.
SUPPORT LOGICAL DOWNLOADING
Yo I just logically downloaded this new guy ______'s song.. its so sick, you should logically download it..I think hes gonna be huge one day.
Man if it wasnt for logical downloading, I'd be down 10 000 bucks on songs alone. Good thing I'm logical and not a dumbass who pays for songs!
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Bandit 1 - Hey how did you get into my base?
Bandit 2 - Arma Logic
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When someone says something so ridiculous they suck the logic right out of you
She's such a logic vacuum she thought there were actual lions in Michigan
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The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.
Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.
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An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.
Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.
Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic
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Logic can be defined as reason, rationale, or the process of arriving at a deduction using existing principles of validity. Since men and women have completely different perspectives of looking at the same situation, the principles or reasoning used to assess a situation can be vastly different. Female logic refers to the method of assessing a situation using the perspective of women.
If more people used female logic to assess things, the world would be very different.
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The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.
Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.
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