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When a person wins @ a game with dumb luck
While playing rocket league I lost to another player by dumb luck.
The rocket league player scored 4 goals in 30 seconds to win the game now that's dumb luck
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When your able to get all the ugly and fat guys to bootymunch and finger worm you in bed (or on the couch if you like it like that)
Oh man, I'm getting all the Mason luck this week!
"I have really good Mason luck", said Grant
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When you fall on your back and break your penis.
Bro, what happened to your dick?
You wouldnt believe my bad luck.
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Having extraordinarily fortunate events happen in the bleakest of situations. Usually utilized in winning a statistically disadvantaged gamble or succeeding thread and needle events. Deus Ex Machina
I guess the only thing I’m good at is gambling in the casino. My rum luck seems to run out whenever I talk to girls. Not one has ever responded.
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(n.) During male masturbation, the stroke of the hand which induces ejaculation.
It took me 97 strokes before I got to the stroke of luck last night.
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"The disgusting Fragrance of Cat urine in a home"
A guy takes a hot chick back to his apartment, when they walk in;
She says: "Wow, it smells like you're Urine luck!"
Hes says: Yeah, I really have to get rid of that dirty oldcat! It's ruining my sex life!"
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