A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint
"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"
Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.
Oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung.
When you sweep up too much glitter during the holiday season. Coined by Micarah Tewers in her holiday Barbie video.
Person 1: gosh im working so much I’m getting glitter lung from sweeping so much Christmas decorations
Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.
You hear eagle with his crack lung again?
Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.
I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!
To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.
Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."