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the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha
Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!
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A great hockey team in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Winners of the second most Stanley Cups. To sum it up, they are a great team with loads of potential who has a major chance of winning the Stanley Cup when ever the NHL comes back.
Paul: Hey man, I went to the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night
Chris: Awesome, who won
Paul: Toronto 4 Detroit 0 ... Another shutout!!
Chris: Yeah, the Red Wings SUCK
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An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.
Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.
Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
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Maple Valley Girls, are girls who think that their life is worse then everybody else's. They do drugs, drink, and smoke, as a way to try and get attention. They think that its a right of passage, and that everyone will love you after you do it. Getting high is their main sport, and when it comes to guys, they let them do anything they want. They cut or drink because they are rich little bitches, that think they deserve so much more.
Everyoneeeee is a maple valley girls.
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A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are quite the bunch, eh?
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Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)
*Random Strangers Meet*
1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah
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A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.
"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
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