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N. the point where someone is such a lazy stoner that not only do they do nothing exciting, but they have reduced their sex drive substantially. This affliction is not a hazard to the casual marijuana smoker, rather it is reserved for the full time stoner. Though not a recognized medical disorder, studies show that symptoms can be reduced by lessening the intake of marijuana and increasing the consumption of alcohol around women.
Hans has way bad marijuana balls, that complete babe was after him and he didn't even take notice!
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The use of marijuana or illegal drugs as a means of relaxation, or as an outlet for creativity, among the best brains in academia to crack those fiendish math problems.
It’s a common sight to see that a number of first-rate mathematicians are heavy smokers, especially when they need a break from their half-baked proofs; however, less commonly known is that the more daring ones would consider marijuana math, hoping for an aha! experience in the process.
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When a dude's senses are so dulled by pot he can't get a hard on. Similar to vodka dick.
Last night sucked. My man pulled out his bong and wound up with a case of marijuana dick.
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ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.
We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.
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The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.
Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?
Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.
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once you cannot stop taking online quizzes/surveys, you are addicted to virtual marijuana.
Cathy: Lets go smoke some VIRTUAL MARIJUANA!
Ashley: Yea, but that one quiz site sucks...
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A marijuana milkshake is when you put a glass beer mug, bottle, cup, etc. in a freezer and let it frost over. Once it is frosted over you blow a shotgun into the glass then pass the glass to someone else and they "drink" the smoke.
Hey! Who's down for a marijuana milkshake?!
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