Beaver-Mart

A fictitious Canadian retailer.

We needed some camping supplies, so we headed to Beaver-Mart to pick them up.

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K-Mart

for *PLAYERS ONLY* see; kmart just another place to go

swing thrugh slow so you dont miss any thing

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Wal Mart

possibly the best store I know. I dont buy clothes there cept their witty baby tees.

Gosh, I'm so bored. Wanna go to wal mart?

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wal mart

sex. an orgy would be supercenter.

That guy and I went to wal mart today and then he got some friends and took me to the supercenter.

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Wal-Mart Version

Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.

Kayla: I'm tired of being mistaken for Snooki!
Mike: If it's any consolation, she's the Wal-Mart version of you...

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wal-mart switcheroo

Verb. The joyous occassion where you stumble upon a sheet of wal-mart price stickers that some wal-mart idiot employee leaves unattended. Once this price sticker sheet treasure has been found you now have the ability to change prices of any item in the store.

guy 1: dude, check it out! a price sticker sheet some retard employee left in the tools department!

guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.

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Getto mart

A term used in Western Mass. for Getty Mart, a chain of mini-mart/gas stations owned by the Getty oil corporation. Possibly due to the prevalence of Getty marts in poorer neighborhoods, or possibly because of the shitty service and generally tacky nature of most Getty Mart franchises.

I bought a pack of beef jerky and a tonic water at the Getto Mart.

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