Random
Source Code
Random
Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.
Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.
a phrase yelled in spanish class when somebody farts
Bill: (farts)
Bob: awh, stinko de mayo!
33👍 10👎
The day after Cinco de Mayo; usually characterized by deadly farts, a killer hangover, and dormir mucho.
I love Cinco de Mayo- Taco Bell, Corona and lime, sombreros, and jammin' to mariachi songs!
I HATE Seis de Mayo- farts that smell like chalupas and a hangover the size of Mexico. It sucks big cojones.
159👍 68👎
A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.
"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."
*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."
48👍 17👎
Something white people love more than the Mexicans.
White girl- OMG!!! Cinco de mayo!!!
45👍 18👎
During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.
how messed up is it that cinco de mayo 2020 falls on taco tuesday and we are stuck at home because of a virus named after a mexican beer
me being mexican: yay its cinco de mayo
girl named ella: yay
even though she is rasist and doesnt know what it means