tish meal

relating to a shitty tasting food

this tish meal is horrible

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cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

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pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

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Meal Bitch

Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.

Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!

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Dead Meal

Eating someone out/giving a blowjob to a dead person.

In Romeo and Juliet, it looked like he was having a dead meal.

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T-Meal

A Meal at the franchise, 'T's'. It consists of a deli 'Fatkid sandwich',a faygo, a dime bag and a bubbler.

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meals on wheels

A police officer (piggy) who rides a bike and annoys the fuck out of kids at skateparks because he has either finished all his donoughts and has no "black males" to go bother or he wants to flash his authority around to a bunch of people who will hate him otherwise.

Random hardcore kid-A :woah,you cleared the whole box man * devil horns*
Meals on wheels:i dont want any gang violence, keep the gang signs at home*turns around leaves smirking*
Random hardcore kid-B:*raises middle finger* fuck you meals on wheels!

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