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Just something that is generally bad/devastating.
Or something is just generally unlucky.
Mike: Where were you?
John: O I was ill.
Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night
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look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons
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Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
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A man who's into women with large breasts.
Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!
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A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.
Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
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Spice melon is a dessert. It is melon balls with a spiced sauce poured over them.
Mmm...I just love your spicey balls. Look at her melons! That dude's got some big hunkin' spice melons.
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You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)
I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.
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