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He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs
The literal best band.
Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.
Dirty riffs.
Fuck you, pussy.
Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard
To combine all forms of human mating calls into one movement, usually occurring during the early hours, in a nightclub, such as 'Mercy XS' in Norwich. The move usually combines a dance that attempts to display all of the lunger's features as aggressively as possible, whilst also making a move with the express intention of passionately, but not necessarily romantically, kissing the individual, in the hope that they realise that you have gone for it all in one. Other features of this lunge include movement of the legs in a way that might surround the lunged-upon, and a general thrust of the pelvic region. This particular thrust might throw the lunger off-balance and trick the lunged-upon into being the physical relief for that person (literally and euphemistically).
'Did you see Jo last night?'
'No?'
'It was 2.55, we were trying to go home from Mercy, but she just went for it on Gareth and did a Mercy Lunge!'
'Classic Jo!'
OR, can be used depending on location;
'Naomi, are you just going to LCR lunge him then?'
The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
joslyn mercy joseph..
well she is quite
loud 🥺🥺 uwu
but vv smart :000
and also extremely kind 😘😘😘
she has an obsession with st johns her cca and bncoc (literally she hasnt been over bncoc)
she like shoyu ramen, chocolate waffle, wrap, eclairs (food from school)
she also like chocolate lava cake, cHoCoLaTe cHiP iCe cReAm, chocolate, briyani and yea :)
she adores mc donalds she eats eat weekly !!
she adores coke too!!
she is rly smart idk how :0
vv annoying at times but still awesome
and a horse
josie baka
joslyn mercy joseph is such a horsie !
crazy girls with attitude 😂 if they like Pius boys then they've obviously never seen Knox boys. The girls are sexy af and they definitely know how to attract the boys. Depending on who you're talking to a Mercy girl will always have a good reputation.
Pius boy1: damn that Mercy college girl is hot
Pius boy: I think she's with a Knox boy
Pius boy1: Don't worry she'll learn to love me, I know how to get all the Mercy College girls