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someone who would by no other means be sexy but for some odd reason is. Most likely due to their disregard for self, or humor, or just kuz they're dumbasses
Wow, that adam brody is a hotmess.
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A wide range of attractive, beautiful women that usually has unlikeable characteristic such as mental or emotional issues and bad habits and that she might end up putting her friends or partner in an uncomfortable predicament. She is therefore treated as a person who nobody wants to take seriously.
Mike: I saw Diane sniffing all that junk herself last night in a friend's party when I accidentaly barged on the toilet.
Bryan: I used to have a crush on that girl back in high school. She was so hot with those pom-poms.
Mike: Still is, man. What a hot mess she's become though.
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Usually the result of a hangover, a hot mess can be described as the diahrea or abnormal bowel movements you have the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
"Where's chris?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom makin' a hot mess"
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when you put glue as your lube on a condom and ya do the girl and when the glue sticks together you tell that whore to never sleep with another guy again
i made a sticky mess in her yahoo
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something a son would say to his mother when he's being told to clean his room
"bless this mess" i can't make you anymore
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Someone who is just Drunk and you trully can't understand a word they say and eventually pass out and sometimes they can crap in the pants or throw up
Sandy- Girl, Gina looks pretty wasted.
Susy- Yup, she drank alot.
Gina- Hicup! hey ladies muchachas Pprrrr Estoy Pedo..Pr.
Sandy- Gina your a HOt mess.
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