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Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.
(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.
My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.
when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?
A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster
That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt
When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.
Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.