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The best fucking college football team!
Michigan Wolverines:
Tom Brady,Braylon Edwards,Chad Henne,Mike Hart,Mario manningham,etc...
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While performing analingus, the receiver has a wet fart spreading fecal matter on the face of the one giving the rim, leaving a shitty goatee
michigan goatee, poop face, shit stain,
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In the act of having sex with a women, you hang from the ceiling and drop down in. Potentially painful, but well worth the risk.
I'm going to give you a HUGE michigan supernova.
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A tiny town in the middle of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
A Place where old people and hope come to die.
"My Grandma's moving to Gladstone, Michigan."
But I thought she was healthy
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1)also known as the ROC.
2)where there is absolutly nothing to do, except family oriented activites.
3)everyone here thinks their either black or rich.
4)the clostest we get to having famous people here are rapiest.
5)even though Rochester, Michigan is more than 50 miles away, everytime someone asks where we live, we say detriot.
(poor white girl): I'm rich and black and i live in Rochester, Michigan.
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a beautiful little town on the lake front of the icy Lake Superior. Everyone seems to be related in some way, or form. The town is going to hell and soon it will be extinct, visit while you can.
girlfriend: wow! soo..we have the same grandparents?
boyfriend: we have to break up
girlfriend: *fuckn ontonagon michigan!
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Mason is a semi small town just south of Lansing. It is the county seat for ingham county. People there are varied. Alot are old hags, alot are young preps, and alot are slutty teens. Oh and don't forget the rapists!
Rapist 1: look at that chick!
Rapist 2: she's a SLUT! dayum! she's hot!
Rapist 1: she's walking towards mason Michigan! Let's follow her to mason and rape her!
Rapist 2: OK!
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