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Disappointment to the Earth they are soggy as fuck and if you make nuggets like this you are a fuckin psycho
You make microwave nuggets? YOU FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH
Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.
“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
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A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
Dude Micheal is being microwaved
A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"